{"id":12503,"date":"2016-06-30T09:00:52","date_gmt":"2016-06-30T13:00:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.kaspersky.com\/blog\/?p=12503"},"modified":"2019-11-15T06:55:55","modified_gmt":"2019-11-15T11:55:55","slug":"funny-email-scam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kaspersky.com\/blog\/funny-email-scam\/12503\/","title":{"rendered":"Sometimes Nigerian spam comes with near-constant belly laughs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What do you do when your e-mail filters fail and you get a bunch of spam letters? Most probably, you delete, delete, delete without even opening them. Of course, that\u2019s absolutely the right thing to do, but\u2026we think after curiosity killed the cat, laughter brought it back. So we dug deep into some spam and found a few interesting things.<\/p>\n<p>As you probably know, a whole lot of spam letters claim to originate from Nigeria, though usually <a href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/5919818\/why-nigerian-scammers-say-theyre-from-nigeria\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer nofollow\">this is not true<\/a>. Despite Nigeria featuring in so many messages that this kind of spam was even named after it \u2014 Nigerian scam \u2014 the criminals behind them live primarily in the United States, the United Kingdom and, yes, you guessed it, Nigeria. The Ivory Coast, Togo, South Africa, the Netherlands, and Spain make up the secondary sources.<\/p>\n<h3>The funny side of spam<\/h3>\n<p>Usually spam looks like boring, cookie-cutter letters in which criminals promise to transfer millions of dollars to your account if you either send them a small prepayment or share your financial data. They are often written in poor language and in a very questionable way.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Haha one of the worst spam emails iv received @PayPalSecurity love the new text speak 'u' and poor English <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/nicetry?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener nofollow\">#nicetry<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/0vWMyhAIi0\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener nofollow\">pic.twitter.com\/0vWMyhAIi0<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Chris Grimmer (@chris_grimmer) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/chris_grimmer\/status\/733267145690353664?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener nofollow\">May 19, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>Cormac Herley from Microsoft Research <a href=\"http:\/\/research.microsoft.com\/pubs\/167719\/WhyFromNigeria.pdf?tduid=(272aca22cc12f46c9064a9d2e7e12f67)(256380)(2459594)(TnL5HPStwNw-KruY_b_WMuOV4CVbuEg_uA)()\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer nofollow\">thinks<\/a> that the scammers aren\u2019t interested in seeming believable; they are just looking for the most gullible victims they can, to maximize their profit. But sometimes their mails <a href=\"http:\/\/www.smosh.com\/smosh-pit\/photos\/21-weirdest-spam-emails\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer nofollow\">are very, very funny<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>For example, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.anorak.co.uk\/428124\/money\/nigerian-astronaut-lost-in-space-needs-3m-to-get-home-could-be-a-scam.html\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer nofollow\">recently<\/a> criminals introduced themselves as a cousin of the first African astronaut, who was lost in space many years ago and needed $3 million to come home. The money was being held in a trust, but for some reason this cousin needed your assistance to get at it.<\/p>\n<p>http:\/\/www.anorak.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/space-nigerian-scam.jpg<\/p>\n<p>In 2012 spammers brought Daenerys Targaryen from the <i>Game of Thrones<\/i> series to life. \u201cDee Dee\u201d asked for $520, a ship, and dragons to get back home. In return, she would make her benefactor a High Lord of Seven Kingdoms.<\/p>\n<p>There were spam letters sent by time travelers and killer demons, <a href=\"https:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/fu546fj32\/pic_14_1255776.png\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer nofollow\">psychics<\/a> and men who were going to eat their dogs and kill themselves \u2014 any crazy plots a person might imagine, you can probably find spam about it. One of the latest messages a colleague of mine received was from a \u201clawyer\u201d who wanted to send her a huge settlement from legal suits against\u2026wait for it\u2026bad Nigerian spammers. She was asked to provide her bank account information to receive the money. Nice try, guys, but no.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">I got an email telling me that intrerpol\/fbi\/scotland yard had captured the top Nigerian spam lords and I can get $5 million from the loot<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Dan McFarline (@MonsterJail) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MonsterJail\/status\/701702181435604992?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener nofollow\">February 22, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<h3>Communicating with scammers<\/h3>\n<p>If you are a brave and cyber-savvy person, you might enjoy tricking the tricksters. Some people do it and get interesting results. For example, a security expert Troy Hunt answered scammers once and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.troyhunt.com\/scamming-scammers-catching-virus-call\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer nofollow\">caught them red-handed<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Jon Brodkin from ArsTechnica even <a href=\"http:\/\/arstechnica.com\/information-technology\/2016\/05\/the-spammer-who-logged-into-my-pc-and-installed-microsoft-office\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer nofollow\">allowed<\/a> a spammer to take control of his PC (on a virtual machine, of course) and install software. Surprisingly, he ended with a spare copy of Microsoft Office, and no viruses were sent his way. A lucky escape!<\/p>\n<p>James Veitch, a comedian from London, has spent several years <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boredpanda.com\/funny-phishing-scam-emails-dot-con-james-veitch\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer nofollow\">communicating with spammers<\/a> and pranking them. Doing so he got Internet fame and acknowledgement. For example, the <i>Sunday Herald<\/i> described his work as \u201cTears-down-the-face funny. Topically brilliant comedy.\u201d You can watch Veitch\u2019s TED Talk to enjoy a funny selection of his hilarious correspondence with scammers.<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe class=\"youtube-player\" type=\"text\/html\" width=\"640\" height=\"390\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/_QdPW8JrYzQ?version=3&amp;rel=1&amp;fs=1&amp;showsearch=0&amp;showinfo=1&amp;iv_load_policy=1&amp;wmode=transparent\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/iframe><\/span> <\/p>\n<h3>Let\u2019s play a game<\/h3>\n<p>Since we are on the topic of these spam emails let\u2019s have some fun together. We\u2019d love to see the spam emails you\u2019ve received. Head over to our Facebook page and upload a screenshot to <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/127187187348820\/posts\/1075490855851777\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer nofollow\">this post<\/a>. We\u2019ll take a look at all the images globally and incorporate them into a future Kaspersky Daily post. We\u2019ll even give a special prize to some of the better submissions.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Have you ever received a letter from a Nigerian prince? A Nigerian astronaut? How about Daenerys Targaryen? 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